19th December 2009 / Comments (12)
PROPER toilet roll...
Woman's Weekly: 3rd August 1957
THIS IS IMPORTANT! We've passed right over emotional blackmail here and gone to all-out panic, it seems. Although Izal is still on sale, it's never beaten soft toilet paper in British affections, despite shrill adverts like this. On the contrary, there's few people who remember it fondly from the days when it was used in public and school toilets, as this set of reviews proves. According to some posters, there's a special knack to getting the best out of Izal, but it does rather seem like a lot of work, and folding it into three would negate the less 'wasteful' claim of the advert. Frankly, a proper hand wash sounds like a better idea to me.
Comments
We certainly do! Thanks! I should really listen to Radio 4 as much as you do, I'd learn all sorts of things...
I vividly remember this in the school toilets and seriously thinking it was a kind of torture for children. Trying to roll it into a ball to con it into some degree of absorbency, which was like wiping your bum with a thistle.
Also - in school, the girls were screwed over with this stuff. The boys only needed to go near it if they happened to need a poo. The girls had to use it EVERY TIME!
I remember it too: its absorbency was pitiful!
I remember it from my fist visits to the UK (mid-nineties). I remember asking myself why anyone bothered paying money for it if they could use yesterday's newspapers instead for the same effect.
Every time I visit a public toilet anywhere in the UK today, I'm scared of what kind of tp I may find. I haven't come across these in years though. Thank God.
Yes, I think local councils came to their senses sometime in the late '90s!
Dreadful stuff - couldn't absorb piss to save its life.
In what way is it medicated?
It's treated with Izal germicide, according to the advert. I'm not sure how this is better for you, though: does it make your poo germ-free, or something?
Public lavs used it because nobody in their right mind would steal it.
When I was at university in the early-mid 90s, the halls of residence I lived in had this stuff in the loos. When I asked my subwarden friend why they didn't get in something that was less torturous, he said that it had been considered. The management had come to the conclusion, however, that if they provided soft toilet paper the students would abuse it.
He never did clarify exactly HOW the Powers That Be felt we would abuse real, soft, actually absorbent loo rolls in a way that Izal couldn't also be abused....despite my frequent begging. I still wonder, sometimes.
Radio 4 broadcast a documentary about Izal a few weeks back. The reason for its ubiquity in public lavatories was due to the Izal company being in cahoots with various local authorities. If said authorities bought Izal disinfectant, a large quantity of Izal paper was thrown in for free. So now we know.
By Martin Fenton
December 19, 2009 @ 7:03 pm / #
delete / edit