What on earth does this mean??

I have to admit, this is the first time I've seen weight gain products marketed in such a, ahem, *direct* manner. Nowadays, it's more commonly associated with health than looks.

But what if I want banana flavoured emulsion or strawberry flavoured tablets?

They just didn't understand the concept of choice in their guilt-trip ads in them days.

Perhaps they thought pink vom would look better than yellow vom. Just reading the word 'emulsion' makes me feel sick.

Of course, if you're too skinny, you could go for those canned peaches or checkered ice cream instead... probably more fun thatn wate-on...