At the flick of a knob?

I love your site.

I doubt many men appreciate the joke, though :)

It's not what all men want first thing in the morning, but "a little kindness" from the missus?. That sounds more appealing........maybe that is a little bit of, far subtler, further innuendo.

Argh! I remember this bloody machine all too well. Used to blast my ears off every morning for school - maybe that's what the earrings are symbolizing... Damned good to see an advert making non-smirking use of the adjective 'sturdy'.

Your adverts and cuttings often go from amusing to uncomfortable quite quickly. Nice to see an advert that starts uncomfortable and heads for a whole new level of wrong as soon as possible.

My dad also had Westclox alarm clocks. And that really doesn't help matters.

Those odd screwy earrings...

Actually, I meant to mention the earrings. What are they doing there? That's a man's hand, so we're probably meant to assume that the clock's on his side of the bed...

I had one of these when I was a child. I used to have two alarms. A soft beepy one went off first, next to my bed, thus giving me the chance to get up and switch the 'bells of satan' off before it went off on the other side of the room. I can still remember the folly of ignoring the first alarm, the heart stopping terror of lurching out of bed, flinging myself across the room, covers flying, must stop the bells....
It really worked, I can tell you!