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Heinz Salad Cream

18th March 2010 @ 8am / 5 Comments

Woman's Own / 14th July 1967

…and APPLE? *vomits in corner* And bacon and egg? *vomits in the middle of the floor*

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5 Comments

TheLeen on 18 March 2010 @ 8am

Excuse me, I have to go and put hamburger sauce on my muesli


Clair on 18 March 2010 @ 3pm

Dear Sirs,

Re: your advert. for ideas on salad cream. I find it an ideal lubricant during sexual intercourse. May I have a teak salad bowl now?

Yours sincerely,

Mrs Elfreda Bonkers,
Baldock.


Tanya Jones on 18 March 2010 @ 9pm

It’s also ideal for faking an orgasm.


Von Paz on 1 July 2010 @ 9pm

That is not a real egg.


nickheath on 17 November 2010 @ 4pm

salad cream with everything when i was a kid… not forgetting to remove the horrible dried hard bits from under the crew top lid first. Or – pouring it properly in the first place hence avoiding said horrid dried bits. (we never put it in the fridge – its a wonder how anybody survived)


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