10th February 2010 / Comments (6)

Woman and Home: 1st January 1962
Yes, an electronic pencil. Not an electric pencil, like you thought. Electrolysis is still used to remove hair, but it's generally advised nowadays to consult a trained professional, rather than muck about with electric shock equipment at home. What I want to know is: what do wristbands have to do with the whole thing?
An electronic pencil sounds like something the Doctor tried out and rejected, before settling for a sonic screwdriver.
I suppose you could use one to fight a Yeti, disintegrating it one hair at a time.
Dave: I think they were trying to make customers believe that their order would be handled discreetly by a woman, rather than a sniggering bloke in a warehouse.
Red: I keep hearing 'detachable penis' in my head. Not sure what that says about me.

"Destroy" hair? A bit frightening.
Destroy the evil hair!

"Electromedica" sounds like a crazy evil future corporation ready to rule the world.
"To Lady Manager"
How patronising is that?
By Dave
February 11, 2010 @ 1:58 pm / #
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