I love the woman's expression as she lovingly regards her norks :D

I am really, really enjoying this blog. Keep up the good work!

It's not just you.

Thanks Bec! And I'm glad to find I'm not alone, Marleen...

"tenderly" sounds a little creepy. What does short, medium and long mean? You can't get conical tits these days, can you?

Yes, it is a bit creepy: maybe the copywriter was thinking of cradling some tits himself when he was writing that (let's face it, a woman is unlikely to have written that). I know of long-line bras, but perhaps there was something in between for women too nervous to wear a normal bra. And as far as I know, conical tits are only catered for by specialist companies nowadays.

I imagine this in the voice of TMWRNJ's Sir Anthony Hopkins. Underneath someone should have written ....

"* PS I'm wanking whilst I write this"