Do you remember the Fat Slags where they were shopping for christmas and got a whole trolley of lard because "Christmas wouldn't be christmas without lard"?

omg don't link me to even more t-shirts...

:D

I remember it fondly, Tim. I think it was back in the days when I used to con my dad into buying it for me, because he thought it was a kids' comic...

I like the Big Head Small Body woman, like the Duchess in Alice in Wonderland. Jam tarts, too....

Does blood run through your arteries? Just block them up with lard.

It does make good pastry though. Can't deny that.